The Paradise Machine / Polarised Crystal Bio
- The Paradise Machine - Polarised Crystal Seaweed Bio. Medium-Wide Fit. Late-70s punk with a dash of 90s decadence. Say hello to paradise in these thin rectangular shades.
Crap Eyewear are an independent sunglass brand designed and tested beachside in Los Angeles, California.
Crap Eyewear use Polarized CR-39 and Polarized Nylon lenses. Far superior to the cheap triacetate cellulose (TAC) polarized lenses that flood the market which have polarized filters glued into the lens and delaminate over time.
Handcrafted bioacetate frames—biodegradable, plant-based, earth-friendlier. Rx-ready.
High clarity CR-39 lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection.
Optical-grade, stainless steel hardware. 5 barrel hinges. Wire cores for added strength and superior fit.
Crap Eyewar sunglasses can be fit with prescription lenses.
Shipping
Click and collect is available from our store at 306 Cashel Street, Christchurch. You can select this option at check out.
Shipping is calculated at checkout. Orders are dispatched Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Delivery generally takes between 1 – 3 working days.
We can ship to PO Boxes.
International shipping is available.
During New Zealand public holidays, these timeframes may change, and we thank you for your patience. maintenance so that you get all the support you need.
Returns
As all our items are pre-loved, one off items, we do not offer refunds or exchanges.
We try our best to list any imperfections on our secondhand, and vintage garments. If you are not happy with the condition of your order, please get in touch by emailing hi@niftymarkets.co.nz